A Staged Home Office |
Laura
Bishop, from mystery author Grace Topping’s Laura Bishop Mysteries, stops by to
introduce herself today.
What was your life like
before your author started pulling your strings?
Pretty boring. I worked as an Information
Technology specialist, which paid well, but bored me to tears. Investigating a
system problem and finding a bug in the system was about as exciting as my job
or life got. Since I was a natural problem solver, I yearned for more
interesting problems to solve.
After my husband was killed in an automotive
accident, with his female passenger (long story), I decided to change careers
and do something that made me happy instead of what others thought I should do.
From a young age, I’d always had a knack for interior decorating—so strong that
I had to control my instinct to give friends, and even total strangers, advice
about their décor. I learned the hard way that people don’t always appreciate
unsolicited opinions or advice.
But I was determined to go into a career that could
draw on my talents. I began by helping friends “stage” their homes for sale
(making them as appealing as possible to sell quickly and for a good price). To
make a living doing staging, I realized I needed to get some training and
accreditation as a professional home stager, which I did.
Little did I realize that when I nabbed my first
staging job, I would be introduced to the world of murder and mayhem. I knew
trying to stage a 19th century mansion that hadn’t been updated in
decades could be murder. I just didn’t expect it to involve a body. Suddenly,
my old boring life looked more appealing.
What’s the
one trait you like most about yourself?
As I mentioned earlier, I’m a natural born problem
solver, and I love a challenge. I also don’t give up easily—good instincts for
someone trying find just the right paint color for a room. I’m also someone who
follows through on my commitments, even when I would rather run away to a
Florida beach and hide out.
What do you
like least about yourself?
Sometimes the best thing about a person can also be
the worst thing. I have a hard time saying no to people, and once I make a
commitment, I follow through, sometimes to my own detriment. When Mrs. Webster,
the grandmother of a murder suspect, beseeches me to help him by finding the
murderer, how can I say no? I tried explaining that my only experience in
solving a mystery was finding those pesky system bugs and that I had no
experience uncovering a murderer. But since she has such faith in me, I ended
up agreeing to at least try. Now I’m stuck trying to find a cold-blooded
murderer, and at the same time, deal with the awful flowered wallpaper in the
mansion.
What is the
strangest thing your author has had you do or had happen to you?
Would you believe, she had me and my BFF, Nita Martino, go
to a campground at night to investigate whether some men living there in a
rickety camper could be the ones who committed the murder? First we had to
cross a field to get there, which we discovered had been used to graze cows.
You can imagine the stuff we ran (or stepped) into. She also dragged Mrs.
Webster and me to the same campground searching for some members of Hell’s
Angels who might have been involved with the murder. Mrs. Webster is one tough
old bird—brave and determined. She probably should have conducted her own
investigation.
Do you
argue with your author? If so, what do you argue about?
Since I figured Grace knew what she was doing with my
life, I didn’t argue with her. However, when I discovered that this was her
first mystery, I realized that I should have spoken up. Who in their right
minds would have a character taste a suspicious substance she discovered on the
mansion’s kitchen floor. Sara Paretsky wouldn’t have done that to V. I.
Warshawski.
What is
your greatest fear?
On a professional level, disappointing a
client/homeowner by not being able to complete a job. On a personal level, I
fear I’ll never see my father again. When he and my mother separated when I was
young, I saw him frequently, then less frequently, and then not at all. I don’t
know whether he is alive or dead.
What makes
you happy?
Doing a good job and pleasing people. Also, being
able to provide employment to friends who need work with lots of flexibility.
If you
could rewrite a part of your story, what would it be? Why?
Grace makes me out to be an extremely reluctant
amateur sleuth—one who knows her limitations and is afraid of making a mess of
things. She would like for me to help, but she knows I don’t have a clue how to
identify a murderer. I would rather she portrayed me as a braver sleuth—one who
would jump into an investigation with gusto.
Of the other characters in
your book, which one bugs you the most? Why?
That would have to be Nita, my BFF. We’ve been
friends since second grade when her large and loving Italian-American family
took me under their wing. My home life wasn’t the greatest, and Nita’s family
filled in the cracks with love and good humor. The problem with Nita is that I
frequently end up playing Ethel to her Lucy. She is always coming up with
harebrained schemes that get us into trouble. Like the time she brought a
psychic to the mansion to sweep the house of negativity. Or when she took us on
that visit to the campground. It nearly got us arrested.
Of the other characters in
your book, which one would you love to trade places with? Why?
That would have to be Josh Sheridan who owns
Antiques and Other Stuff, an antique store with more other stuff than antiques.
Josh stocks a large collection of used books and has plenty of time between customers
to read to his heart’s content. If we traded places, I could read, and he could
track down murderers.
Tell us a little something
about your author. Where can readers find her website/blog?
Grace Topping is a former IT specialist, technical
writer, and project manager, accustomed to writing lean, boring documents.
Perhaps that’s why when set free, she let her imagination run wild and sent me
on some questionable adventures. She did find her former IT work experience
valuable when she created her own web site: www.gracetopping.com. She’s also on
Facebook and Twitter, where she takes great delight in promoting her friends’
books and sharing helpful writing tips she’s discovered on other writers’
pages.
What's next for you?
Now that my first home staging commission was a
huge success (the mansion sold quickly and for more money than anyone
anticipated), I have a reputation as a home stager—one who can be relied on to
do a good job. In our next adventure, Nita drags me into the world of artists
and local art shows. Unfortunately, my nemesis from our school days is doing
some underhanded things to hurt my burgeoning business. We’ll see about her.
I’m no longer the meek student she used to badger.
Staging is Murder
A Laura
Bishop Mystery
Laura
Bishop just nabbed her first decorating commission—staging for sale a 19th-century
mansion that hasn’t been updated for decades. But when a body falls from a
laundry chute and lands at Laura’s feet, removing flowered wallpaper becomes
the least of her duties.
To
clear her young assistant of the murder and save her fledgling business,
Laura’s determined to find the killer. Turns out it’s not as easy as renovating
a manor home, especially with two handsome men complicating her mission: the
police detective assigned to the case and the real estate agent trying to save
the manse from foreclosure.
Worse
still, the meddling of a horoscope-guided friend, a determined grandmother, and
the local funeral director could get them all killed before Laura props the
first pillow.
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Thank you, Anastasia, for having me here today to talk about my adventures in STAGiNG IS MURDER. It was a lot of fun and I look forward to coming back again. My author, Grace Topping, says thank you as well. Best wishes, Laura Bishop.
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