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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

MONEY MATTERS WITH SHEILA--GUEST AUTHOR DONIS CASEY

Donis Casey is the author of the award-winning Alafair Tucker Mystery series, featuring the sleuthing mother of ten children. The series is set in Oklahoma and Arizona during the booming 1910s. Today Donis stops by to tell us a bit about how women cleaned their homes back before all those cleaning products that now line the supermarket shelves were available. Want to save money? Give some of these a try. Learn more about Donis and her books at her website.

Keeping It Clean
Imagine this:

It’s 1915 and you are a forty-year-old married woman who lives on a farm in rural eastern Oklahoma, in a one thousand square foot house with two bedrooms. You have ten children, ranging in age from two to twenty-four, to feed, clothe, and educate, not to mention animals and crops to care for and very little money.

In the spring and summer, and most of the autumn, every unscreened window and door in the house is open, and the husband and kids and their dogs and whatever other wildlife that take a notion, troop in and out at will.

There is no such thing as a supermarket, and even if there were, there is no Lemon Pledge, Tide laundry detergent, Mop ‘n’ Glo, Mr. Clean, Tilex, or Shout--or vacuum cleaners. Not that you could use one since you have no electricity, or indoor plumbing for that matter.

How on earth do you keep things clean, sanitary, and pest-free?

This is the fight that my sleuth, Alafair Tucker, wages every day of her life. It wasn’t so long ago that housekeeping was a full-time profession and required years of training and immense skill, not just in dusting, scrubbing, and sweeping, but in making your own cleaning products from scratch and knowing just when and how to use them.
           
My own grandparents lived on a subsistence farm in Oklahoma when I was growing up. I witnessed my grandmother washing clothes in an iron kettle over a fire in her back yard. She’d stir the clothes and linens around in the boiling cauldron with a sawed-off broom handle, transfer them to a tub of clean rinse-water, then carefully wring them out to hang on the line or drape over bushes. After she was done, she used the wash water to scrub down the back porch.

Until I began writing about the daily one-foot-in-front-of-the-other details of farm life, it didn’t occur to me to wonder what she used for detergent, or starch, or bleach. In fact, she made her own soap. She had a contraption called a “leach” made of boards with slits in the bottom that she filled with slaked lime, wood ash, and boiling water. The resulting liquid that dripped through the slits into a tub was lye. She used straight lye in water to scrub down the outhouse twice a day. She boiled up a portion of the lye water with fat and washing soda, which hardened and made soap. She shaved bits of the lye soap into the laundry tub to wash her clothes. 

I do a lot of traditional research. But many of the details of Alafair’s life on the farm, such as using kerosene-soaked corn cobs to start a fire, I learned from my mother, who grew up on a farm during the Depression. I keep a notebook and file full of information that I read up on as I need it. I know how to do laundry in an iron kettle, how to make household cleaning products, how to grow and put up vegetables, and how to slaughter a hog and preserve every last bit of the carcass. Not that I need to, thank goodness, but I know how it’s done.

Aside from my own memory and the memories of many of my older relatives, much of my information comes from reprints of the original books and pamphlets on housewifery that were rife in the late 19th and early 20th Centuries. My two favorite references are a 1983 reprint of The Original White House Cookbook, first published in 1887, and a gorgeous copy of Housekeeping in Old Virginia,1879, which was given to me by Margaret Maron, whose country background is similar to mine.

Before the dawn of Dawn and other commercially made cleaning products, here is what every well-equipped American housewife had in her larder—

~A bottle of liquid ammonia. A few drops in water could wash windows, clean silver, get the grease off dishes, whiten the laundry, wash the walls, and remove stains.

~A box of powdered alum. Dissolved in water and applied boiling hot to bedsteads, cracks and crevices in floors and walls, alum would repel any bug you’d like to name.

~Borax powder, which is a great cleaner, but also softens laundry, repels insects, and you can use it to wash your hair.

~A big jug of vinegar with the “mother” (the lees floating at the bottom of the jar), for cleaning and disinfecting as well as adding a spark to a dish of turnip greens. My grandmother would scrub down all the surfaces in her house with hot vinegar when there was sickness in the family.

~A bottle of turpentine. Our foremothers used turpentine for things that would now be considered shocking and dangerous, such as medicine for a sore throat or to clean wounds. But it was also useful as an ingredient in cleansers. Mix a little turpentine oil with lampblack and polish your shoes. A cupful in a tub of cold water sets dark-colored dyes in clothing. Rub down your bedsteads with turpentine every spring to repel bedbugs. Just don’t smoke in bed afterwards.

Before
After
I do test some of these cleaning products before I write about them, if I can obtain the ingredients and don’t think I’ll poison myself. One very common recipe I’ve come across is for a furniture cleaner. It consists of one part linseed oil, one part vinegar, and one part turpentine. I have an ancient mahogany side table, worse for wear, that I inherited from my mother. It’s all scratched up from many years in homes with kids, so I decided that it couldn’t be hurt much more if I used it to experiment with the homemade furniture cleaner. I didn’t have any turpentine in the house and I probably wouldn’t have used it if I had. So I just mixed up a little oil and vinegar and gave the table a good rub. It wasn’t a miracle, but to my amazement, the table looks much better than it does when I polish it with Pledge. And I had enough furniture cleaner left over to dress a salad.

Hell With the Lid Blown Off
In the summer of 1916, a big twister brings destruction to the land around Boynton, OK.  Alafair Tucker’s family and neighbors are not spared the ruin and grief spread by the storm.  But no one is going to mourn for Jubal Beldon, who made it his business to know the ugly secrets of everyone in town. It doesn’t matter if Jubal’s insinuations are true or not. In a small town like Boynton, rumor is as damaging as fact.

But as Mr. Lee the undertaker does his grim duty for the storm victims, he discovers that even in death Jubal isn’t going to leave his neighbors in peace.  He was already dead when the tornado carried his body to the middle of a fallow field. Had he died in an accident or had he been murdered by someone whose secret he had threatened to expose? There are dozens of people who would have been happy to do the deed, including members of Jubal’s own family.


As Sheriff Scott Tucker and his deputy Trenton Calder look into the circumstances surrounding Jubal’s demise, it begins to look like the prime suspect may be someone very dear to the widow Beckie MacKenzie, the beloved music teacher and mentor of Alafair’s daughter Ruth.  Ruth fears that the secrets exposed by the investigation are going to cause more damage to her friend’s life than the tornado. Alafair has her own suspicions about how Jubal Beldon came to die, and the reason may hit very close to home.

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Monday, July 7, 2014

COOKING WITH CLORIS--CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD WITH GUEST AUTHOR F.M. MEREDITH

We’re always happy to welcome back F. M. Meredith/Marilyn Meredith to Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers. F.M. is the author of over 35 published books including the Deputy Tempe Crabtree series and the Rocky Bluff P.D. series. She enjoys writing about police officers and their families and how what happens on the job affects the family and vice versa. Having several members of her own family involved in law enforcement, as well as many friends, she’s witnessed some of this first-hand. Learn more about F.M. at her website and blog.

Trying New Recipes
One of my granddaughters said to me, “I wonder how many dinners you’ve cooked.” I have no idea, but probably in the thousands. When we were first married, we didn’t have much money so I fixed every meal we ate. The money situation didn’t improve much as our family increased with five kids.  Not only did I feed my family, but often the kids’ friends, and it seemed that our adult friends dropped in at dinnertime, too. Sometimes I’d have to get imaginative to get the meal to stretch.

Often I would make up recipes or try new ones I found in magazines. I never really worried about whether the kids would like what I fixed or not, I just didn’t want to fix the same meals all the time.

On Mother’s Day, my eldest daughter posted something on Facebook that brought back a lot of memories. I’m going to share part of it here.

“I read a story in Readers’ Digest about how different dishes brought back memories of holidays, birthdays or a certain person - like the writer’s mother who was nostalgic about corn bread and beans.

Of course, that got me to thinking about my mom and food. There really wasn’t just one dish that made me think of her and I know why, my mom was known as a great experimental cook.

The good part about that, you never got bored with what Mom put on your plate. The bad part was, what might end up on your plate didn’t always look so good - not that it didn’t all start out being edible, it just didn’t always end up that way, at least looking at it from a kid’s point of view.

Before you get to feeling too sorry for me, let me tell you, there were times we would end up with something yummy on the plate but, for my mom, repetitive cooking was not very exciting so you might never see that dish again. Mom’s favorite meal time invitation was, “something new for dinner...”

I used to hate when I’d come home from school and see a new women’s magazine on the coffee table because that meant – new recipes. Mom had lots of cookbooks which had many recipes, most cut from magazines, sticking out from between the pages, willy-nilly, like a wild hairdo. I always wondered if she had a filing system in there but I think she saved them all, whether we liked them or not.

My mom is still pretty experimental around the kitchen but either her experiments have improved or my taste buds have changed because now when I get to eat something she’s cooked, it tastes pretty good. Maybe it’s because I appreciate her so much more now than I did when I was a kid. Thanks, Mom, for always loving me, even when I was a picky eater!”

After the kids were grown, hubby and I became the owner/operators of a licensed six-bed care home for developmentally disabled women. Guess what? I still cooking big meals, not only for hubby and me and the gals, but we often had family and friends visiting, too. And I was still trying new recipes.

Though we’ve retired, my son and his wife live next door and their daughter and granddaughter close by, so I’m still cooking for everyone—and trying new recipes.

The other night I made my version of Chinese Chicken Salad. And this is how I did it.

First, I cooked frozen chicken tenders in the oven according to the package directions, after coating them with soy sauce. Once they were cooled, I cut them into bite-sized pieces.

I used one of those big packages of pre-washed and cut salad greens as the base of the salad and these are the ingredients I added:

2 cans of mandarin oranges, drained
1 can water chestnuts cut in half, drained
1 bunch green onions, sliced, including the ends
1 cup of nuts (I used almonds, but cashews would be good)
1 large red pepper, sliced
The cooked chicken pieces

I mixed everything together and topped with La Choy chow mien noodles.

My preference for dressing is seasoned rice vinegar. Other members of my family preferred non-Oriental dressings.

This is one of those recipes that you can easily make substitutions, except I wouldn’t leave out the mandarin oranges.

No matter how much cooking I had to do, I always had a writing project going, too, even when I had my care home. In fact, I think I got more writing done during those years than any others, because I worked on a schedule in order to accomplish everything I had to do and wanted to do.

Murder in the Worst Degree
#10 in the Rocky Bluff P.D. mystery series by F. M. Meredith.

The body that washes up on the beach leads Detectives Milligan and Zachary on a murder investigation that includes the victim’s family members, his housekeeper, three long-time friends, and a mystery woman.

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Sunday, July 6, 2014

CRAFTS WITH ANASTASIA--GUEST AUTHOR AND KNITTR CORI LYNN ARNOLD

Cori Lynn Arnold writes police procedurals. She’s also worked as a hotel housekeeper, handywoman, laundry attendant, radio disc jockey, library clerk, historical photographic archivist, mathematics tutor, teaching assistant, artwork framer, photo lab junky, portrait and wedding photographer, high school algebra teacher, Internet security researcher, security analyst, computer programmer and ethical hacker. (With a background like that, she’s got plenty of fodder for many books!) Learn more about Cori and her books here. 

I love to knit - and quilt, and refinish furniture, and throw pottery and … you name it. I’m a sucker for crafty things. I like to tell people that I have enough hobbies for all my characters to live well-rounded lives outside of the pages of my manuscripts.

One of my favorite characters from Scalding Deceit is Assistant District Attorney Kristine Rocha. In one of the opening chapters she’s left waiting outside the Coroner’s office. Waiting isn’t her strong suit, and she’s already angry for being called down to his office. The email she received said that the Coroner was planning on changing his testimony in a murder trail she’d been working on for over a year. She can’t sit still, so she pulls out her needles and yarn to work on a small project that fits in a little pocket inside her briefcase: socks for her nephew Bryan.

Kristine has been knitting since she was five, but she quit the hobby during law school. She picked it up again when she found she needed a way to relax her mind.

Unlike Kristine, I didn’t learn to knit until I was thirty. My grandma owned a knitting shop for forty years and taught knitting for a living. My grandfather was a yarn salesman. So naturally I resisted anything to do with the hobby. My main hobby was quilting, but quilting projects are a little difficult to travel with.

About ten years ago, my grandparents asked me to join them on a fourteen-day cruise to celebrate my grandpa’s recovery (he’d been sick the winter before) and their anniversary. For the first few sea days I occupied myself with reading, but I was itching to do something with my hands. My grandma is always knitting, and watching her always mesmerized me. On about the fifth day I asked her if she had any spare knitting, and if she could teach me to knit. I’ve been knitting ever since.

I started with a dozen scarves, moved on to basic hats, then fancier hats and then I started making mittens, and socks. I’ve knit exactly one sweater. The sweater took me forever, but my husband wears it every winter even though his cheeks turn red and beads of sweat form on his forehead from the thick wool.

One thing my grandma doesn’t like to do is knit in the round on four needles. She’d rather knit flat in stockinette stitch and crochet the seam. I had already knit socks the hard way once when she taught me to knit socks with just two needles. The process is a lot more fun than gussets. When you are putting these socks together it feels a lot like the magic of origami. Only intermediary knitting skills are required: short row shaping using wrap and turn, and Kitchener’s stitch to graft the active stitches on the back of the heel together. You can choose whether to crochet or sew the seams, although my grandma says single crochet is the best way. The best part is this little project tucks away neatly in your briefcase if you ever get stuck outside the Coroner’s office waiting for him to tell you bad news about your case.

Kristine Rocha’s Two Needle Socks
Size: Child’s size for a 4 to 6 year old

Materials:
One skein of sock yarn, super fine weight. (I used “Bernat sox”)
One set of straight US #2 needles or size needed to obtain gauge.
Two small stitch holders
US D (or #3) crochet hook

Gauge:
28 stitches X 36 rows = 4 inches square

Cuff:
Cast on 40 stitches using long tail method. (Feel free to use a really long tail it’ll be useful later)

Row 1: K1, P1 across
Repeat Row 1 for 15 rows.

Ankle:
Row 1: Knit
Row 2: Purl
Repeat these rows for 24 total rows, ending with a Purl Row.

Knit the first thirty stitches and stop. Place the first ten stitches from this row on a stitch holder. Place the last ten stitches from your left hand needle onto another stitch holder.

You now have twenty total working stitches on your needle. Purl these stitches across.

Top of foot:
Row 1: Knit
Row 2: Purl
Repeat these rows until you have 25 rows from the point you put the 20 sts on hold.

(Okay, this next part is a little tough, but it goes really fast. If you need a refresher on wrap and turn I recommend you search for YouTube videos or the very helpful tutorial from Purl Bee: http://bit.ly/1o4wHrR)

Turn the toe:
Row 1: Knit 19 wrap and turn
Row 2: Purl 18 wrap and turn
Row 3: Knit 17 wrap and turn
Row 4: Purl 16 wrap and turn
Row 5: Knit 15 wrap and turn
Row 6: Purl 14 wrap and turn
Row 7: Knit 13 wrap and turn
Row 8: Purl 12 wrap and turn
Row 9: Knit 11 wrap and turn
Row 10: Purl 10 wrap and turn
Row 11: Knit 11, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 12: Purl 12, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 13: Knit 13, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 14: Purl 14, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 15: Knit 15, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 16: Purl 16, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 17: Knit 17, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 18: Purl 18, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 19: Knit 19, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 20: Purl 20, picking up the wrapped stitch

Bottom of the foot:
Row 1: Knit
Row 2: Purl
Repeat these rows until you have 25 rows from the point you finished turning the toe.

Turn the heel (Note: this is exactly what you did for the toe):
Row 1: Knit 19 wrap and turn
Row 2: Purl 18 wrap and turn
Row 3: Knit 17 wrap and turn
Row 4: Purl 16 wrap and turn
Row 5: Knit 15 wrap and turn
Row 6: Purl 14 wrap and turn
Row 7: Knit 13 wrap and turn
Row 8: Purl 12 wrap and turn
Row 9: Knit 11 wrap and turn
Row 10: Purl 10 wrap and turn
Row 11: Knit 11, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 12: Purl 12, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 13: Knit 13, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 14: Purl 14, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 15: Knit 15, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 16: Purl 16, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 17: Knit 17, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 18: Purl 18, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 19: Knit 19, picking up the wrapped stitch
Row 20: Purl 20, picking up the wrapped stitch

Congratulations! You now how a wild looking origami project that looks just like this:
Believe it or not, you are almost there!

Pick up the twenty stitches from the stitch holder onto your second knitting needle Be careful to pick them up in the right order! The stockinette from the ankle section should meet together with the purl on the inside of the tube:
Use Kitchener’s stitch to graft the bottom of the ankle section to the back of the heel.

Finish by single crocheting the back of the ankle and the two sides of the sock together. And now all you have to do is make another one!

Scalding Deceit
A string of overdoses in Rochester, New York's bedroom suburbs has Detective Louis Baker and her partner Robert Hicks wondering if the only survivor, a wealthy pharmaceutical manufacturer, is the mastermind behind the tragedies, or the man who can lead them to the devious poisoner.

When botched DNA evidence poisons a rape and murder trial Kristine Rocha, assistant district attorney is struck with a personal crisis. Kristine must navigate the investigation to keep her job, while struggling to hold things in her family together.

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Thursday, July 3, 2014

INDEPENDENCE DAY

photo by Jeremy Nicholson
Happy 4th of July! Anastasia and the gang are off celebrating the birth of our nation today with family and friends. Hopefully, all of you are doing the same. Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers will resume on Monday with our regularly scheduled blog posts. Enjoy the fireworks!

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

FASHION WITH GUEST AUTHOR LOIS WINSTON

New Sleuth on the Block
by Lois Winston

Is Westfield, NJ big enough for two amateur sleuths? Hey, we’re talking New Jersey here—home to crooks, crime, and corruption. Mafia and murder. Of course, it’s big enough! However, I wondered if Anastasia would be willing to share the sleuthing limelight with another neighborhood sleuth.

When I posed the question to her, she didn’t exactly mince words. “Are you kidding, Lois? You think I’d be upset to have you leave me alone for a change while you pick on someone else and wreak havoc on her life? Give me a break!”

Which is exactly what I did. So with Anastasia’s blessing, I’d like to introduce you to Gracie Elliott, the protagonist of Definitely Dead, the first book in my new Empty Nest Mystery series.

As Gracie puts it:

All I wanted to do was sit at my computer and write romance novels while Blake sat across the room and two-finger pecked away at Pop Goes the Culture, his epic tome on twentieth century culture and counter-culture and its influences on the media. Or vice versa. It was a real chicken-and-egg sort of thing as far as I was concerned, even if it was my husband’s passion. Anyway, dead bodies weren’t part of our empty nest blueprint.

When her career as a fabric designer is outsourced to Asia, fledgling romance author and empty-nester Gracie Elliott realizes she needs to find another job or she could very well wind up living above an auto repair shop in Newark. With double college tuitions for their twins, she and husband Blake can’t afford her penchant for designer shoes and handbags the tie-in to Thursday fashion blog posts ;-) much less anything else, on his professor’s salary.

However, Gracie’s options are soon reduced to either retail sales or asking, “Do you want fries with that?” So she decides to open Relatively Speaking, an introduction service, becoming a wing woman to the senior set. Since her clients need several hours each morning to find their teeth, lube their creaky joints, and deal with lower GI necessities, and they always turn in after the early bird specials, she has plenty of time to pen her future bestsellers.

Gracie deliberately avoids mentioning her new business venture to Blake until she’s signed her first client. After a scene best left to the reader’s imagination (this is, after all, a cozy mystery,) Blake joins the company as a not-so-silent partner, tagging along to make sure Gracie doesn’t cause a septuagenarian uprising.

All is going quite well until Gracie discovers Client #13 murdered in the parking lot behind the Moose Lodge. She quickly realizes that no matter how much Blake might protest otherwise, she can’t wait around for the police to find the killer if she wants to save her livelihood. Along the way she considers turning her contemporary romance into a romantic suspense—if she survives her foray into sleuthing.

The Empty Nest Mystery series is a wink and a nod to Dashell Hammet’s Thin Man movies with Gracie and Blake as a modern day spin on Nick and Nora Charles. You can read an excerpt here

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Look for more books in the Empty Nest Mystery series in the future, as well as the next Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mystery, currently in the plotting stage. 

You didn’t think I’d leave Anastasia off the hook for long, did you? 

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

MONEY MATTERS WITH SHEILA--GUEST AUTHOR P.I. COLLEEN COLLINS

White collar crime is rampant. You never know when you might become a victim. Today's guest knows quite a bit about white collar crime, and she's here to share some of her knowledge with our readers. 

Colleen Collins is a P.I. and award-winning author who writes mystery and romance as well as nonfiction on private investigations. She and her attorney-husband write the blog Guns, Gams and Gumshoes, selected by Booklist Online as a “Web Crush of the Week” during its 2014 Mystery Month. Learn more about Colleen and her  books at her website.

Crafty White-Collar Criminals
During the decade-plus that my husband and I co-owned a private detective agency, we investigated some interesting crimes, including several white-collar crimes that had been carried out by some very crafty criminals. But one particular crime still haunts us. Not because we investigated it; in fact, we didn’t even know about the crime as it was in progress. What haunts us is that the perpetrator of the crime was our client, an attorney we viewed as a friend. Still do, actually, for the simple reason he always treated us kindly. I’ll call him “Mr. A” for the rest of this article.

Former Federal Prosecutor Turns Criminal
Mr. A had been a former federal prosecutor who had returned to private practice as a trial attorney. He was a man widely respected not only for his brilliance in the courtroom and his legal skills, but also for his ethics and good character. He was in his sixties and silver-haired, with an aura of sophistication and a gentle wit. Once at a holiday party at his home, we all gathered in the kitchen, chatting with Mr. A while he cooked a prime rib for our meal and attended to his guests’ needs. I was impressed how he cooked, mixed drinks and charmingly kept up with multiple conversations at once, never missing a beat. He was part Cary Grant, part Wolfgang Puck. On the drive home, my husband and I marveled at Mr. A.’s perfection.

So a year later, when a federal grand jury issued a 29-count indictment accusing Mr. A of conspiracy, wire fraud, money laundering and bankruptcy fraud, my husband and I were stunned. Mr. A, a white-collar criminal? Impossible!

It was not only possible, but true. Let’s pause a moment and discuss white-collar crime.

What Is White-Collar Crime?
The term white-collar crime was first used in 1939 by sociologist Edwin Sutherland, who was more interested in who committed these crimes rather than what had occurred. "White collar crime," he wrote, "[is] crime committed by a person of respectability and high social status in the course of his occupation." It was a profound redefinition in criminal law as Sutherland was emphasizing the status of the accused versus the criminal act or intent.

Types of white-collar crime include embezzlement, bribery, larceny, extortion, fraud and price fixing. In general, the components of the crime include:

~A non-violent, illegal act that principally involves deception, concealment, manipulation, breach of trust, subterfuge or illegal circumvention.

~Enactment by a businessperson or government/public official.

~Evidence achieved by following a “paper trail” that investigators use to prosecute the case.

Unlike Sutherland’s definition of white-collar crime, the U.S. Department of Justice’s formal definition disregards class and economic status. Nevertheless, government prosecutors are more likely to indict the upper-class businessman who works for a major corporation than the middle-class grandmother who buys medications in Canada.

Our Previous White-Collar Crime Investigations
As PIs, my husband and I had investigated several white-collar crimes. Once for a probate attorney who hired us to investigate what had happened to the money that disappeared from a family’s trust fund. In our research at the assessor’s and clerk of recorder’s offices, we learned a certain family member had suddenly been making expensive purchases, from a new home to several new cars. It wasn’t difficult to follow that paper trail and obtain evidence that this person was the culprit.

Another white-collar crime we investigated was for an attorney who wanted us to investigate a man who claimed his ex-wife had gotten all the assets in their divorce. In our investigations, we learned that although the husband and wife had indeed gotten a divorce two years back, they were still living together quite happily in their marital home. In our research of court records, we learned that the “ex” husband had pursued a fast divorce with the full cooperation of his “ex” wife two weeks before he was served with a lawsuit that demanded he pay a hefty judgment to a former business partner. The bogus divorce was the man’s fraudulent attempt to avoid paying that judgment.

But these were small-time white-collar crimes compared to the seemingly perfect Mr. A.

The Personalities of White-Collar Criminals
Of course, Mr. A obviously wasn’t all that perfect. Terry L. Leap, the author of Dishonest Dollars, The Dynamics ofWhite-Collar Crime (Cornell University Press), said that white-collar criminals typically share certain personality traits: They have natural “smarts,” are educated and often have an appetite for risk and committing acts of “destructive dishonesty” that eventually cause serious financial pain and suffering to others. Leap also stated that white-collar criminals are often highly accomplished liars who skillfully distort facts and events as well as craft lies of omission.

I always admired Mr. A’s intellect, but was he destructively dishonest? No, Mr. A, was always kind to people. In fact, he was one of our few clients we could always count on to pay his invoices on time!

Bad Crimes, But Good Criminals?
In the article “White-Collar Criminals: The ‘Kinder, Gentler’ Offender?” lawyer and fraud examiner Frank S. Perri analyzes the myth that white-collar criminals are somehow the “kinder and gentler” offender. This erroneous assumption, claims Perri, is because white-collar crime is classified as a non-violent crime, which he claims isn’t true. According to Perri, research shows that white-collar criminals often display a pattern of criminal thinking that parallels street-level offenders, and that a subgroup of white-collar criminals are willing to resort to violence, namely murder, to prevent their fraud from being detected. In fact, there’s a term for this kind of murder: fraud-detection homicide.

Nevertheless, many people continue to view white-collar criminals as good people. Recently, Michael E. Peppel, the former chairman and chief executive of MCSi, was convicted of conspiracy, money laundering and filing false documents with the Securities and Exchange Commission – his fraudulent activities eventually causing the downfall of his company and his shareholders to lose $18 million. However, the district judge overseeing his case handed down a seven-day sentence because the defendant was just “a remarkably good man.”

The U.S Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit in Cincinnati weren’t very happy with the judge for giving Mr. Peppel a “99.9975% reduction” from the 8 to 10 years the federal sentencing guidelines recommended. They have sent Mr. Peppel’s case back to the same judge so she can reconsider a more appropriate sentence.

Meanwhile, Mr. A is in his second year of a six and one-half year sentence in federal prison. I can’t help but imagine that he’s considerate to his fellow inmates, probably listening to their legal issues while he serves food in the mess hall – part Cary Grant, part Capone, and never missing a beat.

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